Twitter is trending with the hashtag #FarmingPickupLines, and the results are hilarious.
We know that dating a farmer can be difficult — and sometimes delicate, especially if you really want things to work. That’s been explained in this story, as well as this one. But we’re not going to lie: There’s nothing delicate about some of these pickup lines. But sometimes, people try to be more bullish than sheepish when making the first move.
Check out some of the best lines we’ve seen:
They don't call it a truck bed for nothin' #FarmingPickupLines
— HelloFelicia (@felicia014) November 17, 2016
#FarmingPickupLines My milking brings all the boys to the yard
— Dana Gold (@DanaGeezus) November 17, 2016
You know what they say, once you go farmer, you're gonna have back problems.#FarmingPickupLines
— Fardog (@fardaddy) November 17, 2016
I know just how to handle a hoe. #FarmingPickupLines
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) November 17, 2016
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable #FarmingPickupLines
— Magnus Lewis (@magnuslewis263) November 17, 2016
#FarmingPickupLines Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
— (4K)Rikk Rollins (@rikk_rollins) November 17, 2016
Hey baby, wanna toss some hay? #FarmingPickupLines
— Yellow Gerbil (@yellowgerbil) November 17, 2016
If you think this belt buckle is big you should see what's behind it. #FarmingPickupLines
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) November 17, 2016
#FarmingPickupLines
Plant yourself on my lap and let's see what grows— Pagan sex god (@pagansexgod) November 17, 2016
#FarmingPickupLines Can you check if this peach is ripe enough? ??
— Astral (@mcPatsiG) November 17, 2016
Tiller? I barely know her! #FarmingPickupLines
— Corey Miller (@CumuloPhallus) November 17, 2016
This lady wants me to come rub my hands through her soil. #GrowCulture #FarmingPickupLines
— Will Edmond (@willedmond) April 25, 2013
I wanna squeeze those udders all day. #FarmingPickupLines
— Cherese Nicole (@ResePie20) November 17, 2016
